It's What You Wanted
You did it!
After years of decadent gluttony you are finally big enough to fill your studio apartment.
Now all that’s left is to bask in your success and enjoy being a room-filling blob.
It's what you wanted, isn’t it?
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Features:
- A room sized person of indeterminate gender!
- More than 6,000 words of nothing!
- 3D Rendered Full Motion Video!
- At least one unlockable achievement!
- Unexpected command outcomes!
- Unexpected existential dread!
- Unexpectedly frustrating retro text-based gameplay!
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Not a feature, but a horrible bug!
- Due to unexpected development issues, achievements will not be visible on the title screen until you've saved the game at least once. Please view them from the in-game menu; they are meant to guide your progress!
- In general, it is preferred for players (and judges!) to use the downloaded version. The web version is provided for convenience but slow loading of video files may cause video sequences to not play as originally designed.
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Credits:
- Writing & Logic Engine by PeachClamNine
- Art by ExtrudedSquared
- Music by Gremmy
- Environmental Sounds by SoundFellas, Lewd K, and the fine volunteers at freesound.org
- Playtesting by Shuaevae
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Development log
- I fixed the full screen thing!39 days ago
- IWYW: Deadline Edition!Aug 30, 2024
Comments
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Here's the best i can do achievement wise,
EAT THE LAMP
just type "eat lamp"
You can't get ye flask
"open inventory", then just type "use" in front of all 5 items
Find your Phone
"find phone"
Don't Find your Phone
"search phone"
That's my Ice Cream
"eat ice cream"
Make 'Em Bigger
"gain weight"
Win the game
"kick computer"
and that's all i got
also, try "eat windows" :D
this is a femboy in my headcannon
Seriously, not even I know what else is missing, or whether or not if the game even has an "end." (I would also be calling out the reviews considering that they probably do not know either.)
The confusion is giving me a headache, I had hoped I would be able to find the game's script in the files...
The game doesn't really have an 'ending' as such no. It was intended to be a gameplay expression of being an immobile blob who can't do anything (including win the game) but maybe I missed the mark. Instead you should collect as many achievements as you'd like and then stop playing.
If you want to view the script you can find it in the data folder, in the Commands.json file. If I ever find the time I'll write a walk-through for people who want to find everything but are a bit stuck.
Thank you for that.
I do not mean an actual ending, per-se, but rather if the game is perhaps lying to you about the achievements in some parts, hence the quotations on the word "end." At least that is the impression I get, which is hard to blame when guidance seems rather sluggish even after some of the touch-ups the game got supposedly.
how do i beat the game?
I only need 1 item out of 21 for the first achievement, could someone tell me the items needed for that achievement? please
The game is cool but it would be nice to know how to get everything
Another problem with the web version is that the text box doesn't go away after you input the command, and overlays everything including the pause menu.
wonder where the shirt came from... if it's even in the game
Got the achievement lol it's funny
How you got the achievement?
Can you add fullscreen?
I wish I knew how. The fullscreen button itch lets you add just gives the game black borders. I'll try and figure it out after the Jam is over.